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lollerskates!

2009-02-18T04:25:00.000-08:00

ZOMFG WE ACTUALY WON THE NE COSTUME FASHION SHOW THING EVEN THOUGH WE ONLY GOT 3RD BUT WHATEVER WE STILL WON.
Sorry, zihigh-ing. :D I think my braids were damn...Little Red Riding Hood la! Linny looked so feminine (haha), I tell ya!
And today we came up with SUPERSTAR! names for most of the people in the class.

Me - Nelly Furtado SAY IT RIGHT BABY.
Laura - Britney Spears, because Laura is a womanizer. D:
Darien - Beyonce > no comment.
Melvin - Madonna > no comment either.
RongYing - Chris Brown > HAHA JC'S BOYFRIEND WHO BEAT HER/HIM UP.
JianChong - Rihanna > HAHA RY'S GIRLFRIEND WHO GOT BEATED UP. XD
Felicia - Shakira (she only agreed because Shakira has a nice body with shaky hips.)
Thiri - Jesse McCartney
Cass - Alicia Keys
Rebecca - Akon
Iris - Eminem
Linny - Jay-Z! :D
ZhiMin - Fergie hahaha.
WeiQ - NICOLE SCHERZINGER OMG THAT'S THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS LEAD HAHA I LOVE THIS ONE.
JingPei - HANNAH MONTANA OMG I LOVE THIS ONE TOO.
AND NOW COMES THE BESTEST ONE.
ZhengJun/ZhengGuan - MARY KATE AND ASHLEY ZOMFG ZOMFG YAY.

Haha! Now we're looking for five people to fill the spaces of Hi-5.

random!

2009-02-09T05:28:00.000-08:00

Also, after flaming, some lightheartedness.
LAURA AH. STOP STEALING CASSYWASSY FROM ME. (The name, not the person. xD)

By the way, Laura and I are getting married.
Date: Thursday, 12 February
Venue: 2L classroom
Time: Whenever it's convenient. Most probably after school.
Attire: Anything. You can come in a swimsuit, too.

Yay.

that mini faggot.

2009-02-09T04:24:00.000-08:00

The title was inspired by what CassyWassy said to me about HER on msn. This post, fyi, is gonna be a flame post, so if you don't like flames or whatever, don't read. Nobody told you to. Also, I'm not giving HER an alibi or anything, I'm using her real name; so there, LIM XIN YI.

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If you say the name 'Xin Yi' in my class, you'll probably get blank looks and the question 'which one? o.o'. If you say the name 'Lim Xin Yi*' in my class, like recently, you'll probably get dark stares and the ominous phrase, 'oh, THAT one.' Which is immediately followed by a string of swear words.
Why, you may ask.
Many people in my class have various reasons as to really why. But most of the time you'll get the phrase, 'SHE'S A (choice of swear word) SLACKER LA!' And then, the kaypoh ones will ask why. Well, technically, everybody should ask why. They deserve to know how this little monster kills 2L's buzz. (As quoted from Breaking Dawn.)
So what happened?
Well, okay, firstly, on Friday (6 February 2009), Miss Lee comes into our class and informs us that our class is really dirty, a fact I think most of us knew already, haha, not funny. So she tells us to start cleaning now or she'll make our class chair and vice-chair clean the other classes for us. Which is bad, of course. We don't want PeiShan and Patty to have to clean other class, do we. Or any other person, for that matter. (Although I think we could make exceptions for LXY.)
So Siow Xin Yi and Belinda are all, 'OH NOES! I HAVE THIRD LANG TODAY! WHAT SHALL I DO?' So they go and inform Miss Lee that they have official classes THEY CANNOT AFFORD TO MISS, and she dismisses them. Now this little faggot, the black sheep of the class, tells Miss Lee something which none of us know what, and she gets dismissed too. And runs off. And we only notice after five minutes. 'EH WHERE'S LIM XIN YI AH?!' we all go.
So we all start ranting about how she's the CLEANLINESS REP (wow a really fitting position, I must say) and wonder where she goes. So we're all there, ranting, and it dies down after a while. So some other unimportant stuff happens. And then I go down with my dear EDS friend Regina to get some lunch. 5 minutes of lunch. And then I see her there, eating. So I go up to her and ask 'Oi Lim Xin Yi why you never stay back for class cleanup?' and she gives me this really yuan1wang4 look (which CassyWassy and I admit, whenever she gives us that look, we feel like slapping her and pulling all her teeth out. Okay the teeth part is my idea.) and says, I told her I'm going for CCA! And anyway, I need my lunch.
And this is the part which angers everybody. WALAO EH YOU STUPID LIM XIN YI PERSON YOU NEED YOUR LUNCH HOR. THEN US LEH. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL?

You're not the only person in the class.

And then you start whining in your terribly irritating little act-cute voice about how you didn't want to be the cleanliness rep in the first place. Mr Tan chose you, you should be honoured. Like JianChong said in his blog, he didn't want to be Chinese Rep but he still did the job, and EXTREMELY DILLIGENTLY, I must say. You? You sit there and wait for things to happen. Your mindset's probably all, hey, I'm cleanliness rep so I'm only accountable for the class cleanliness, not the cleaning of the class.
Well, get your little brain to think, if everybody in the class thinks that way, then what class can you call that? There's a fricking reason as to why our 'motto' is 26 people in one heart. We work together as a CLASS. There's no 'you' or 'me'.

I hope you die a horrible death.
I also hope the previous statement doesn't come true, cause if it really does, then everybody will point to me as the culprit.

WHOO! That was refreshing. I love flaming people like, HER.

*I realise that there are a few Lim Xin Yi (s) in my level and, the school? o.o Anw I'm referring to the one from 2Lystra '09.

fagging stupid.

2009-02-02T04:30:00.000-08:00

Damn. Today I went to class, and ZhengJun the Chinese Representative (hahaha it just seems funny when I type it out) asked me for my Ye4Du2Bu3Tie1. So I looklooklook in my file for 223472524425 hours and couldn't find it. The reason why I took so long was because I was pretty damned sure I put it in my file the night before. So I couldn't find it, and told ZJ I didn't bring. Because I did the fagging work, but then it's not in my file right? So obviously I never bring.
Then I go back home and start killing my room to look for it. Can't find it D: so I look in my file again. Pour everything out. Then, wth, it's there!
FLICK IT.
I brought it to school and told ZJ I didn't bring. Sarah you're a genius! And I wanted perfect record for HCL this year D: Now it's all dead. Pissed off now.
Damndamndamn.
Okay enough ranting for now.

温馨满德明!

2009-01-29T04:09:00.000-08:00

LOLHAI.
Heehee today's just a normal school day but a very fun day :D
First I went to class, climbing 6 levels and not feeling tired o.o I think the exercise is doing us some good yay. Then went to revise poetic devices with Slavey and CassyWassy.
Had to keep slapping Larry cause she kept interrupting when CassyWassy was being tested :D I mean, you have to keep your slave(s) in line if not they will get someone like Martin Luther King Jr to stand up for them. I think Larry will get Iris to stand up for her, heehee.
Had math for first period, Mrs Koh was abit random as usual haha. And lol, 2L took up all the vacancies for the math thingum during the March Hols (that type of thing, you know, with RI RGS NY HCI ACSI NUSH etc). Mrs Koh said 2K would probably kill us :D and anw 2L took up more than the required vacancies (approx. 15). Mrs Koh said nvm, it's DUNMAN HIGH ma, our school, then she's in charge of some certain thing, so she'll probably let the whole of 2K join too and we'll gatecrash :D
I love Mrs Koh.
Then had recess, didn't eat anything cause I didn't feel hungry o.o told my friends I was on a diet. I'm not la, of course. Puh-lease -.- I wanted to eat one of those giant cookies from the snacks stall but then got long queueeeee.
Then blahblahblah then science!
Yay I love science, esp biology :D today we got to use the micropipette! And we made agar plates. Is it just me or does agar solution smell disgusting? I think it might just be me. And then yay agarrrrr. It's yellow and kind of, uh, pee-looking :D and Mrs Chu said 2L was probably the first class to use the bunsen burner and gas thingy in that lab yay. 2L FTW!
Lalalalablahblahblah again.
Then after school! Stayed back for awhile to do LA, poem annotation. Eee I don't understand why we're still doing that lor, we did it last year lerhhh. Yeah so we annotated, then JianChong tried to tie his CJ7 toy thing to the fan, and turned it on, so it was, um, very, happy.
Yeah so after it ended then CassyWassy ChingyYingy and me went to Macs.
I think I'm gonna get fat this year la, especially since KFC and Macs are within walking distance from the new campus. Anw I'm 1kg away from being underweight, so I need to gain more weight :D
Yay I'm done posting!

RATED PG13.

2009-01-28T04:37:00.000-08:00

Eh because I used the word 'pissed' four times, bitch (:D) three times, retard twice, and death once. CHILDREN AH, MUST GET MUMMY DADDY TO ACCOMPANY YOU WHEN YOU READ MY BLOG HOR. :D

Koped from Larry's blog.

see-an-waiiiiii.

2009-01-28T04:17:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I know, the title's pronounced C-N-Y, okay! I know it's lame la! Quit harping on it already!
(Because Rochelly Botticelli Montivedi Vivaldi Lee is sitting behind me making snide comments D: )
Yeah, so today woke up at 6.30 am as usual, lalala. Haha, all my friends in RG/RI/NUSH/NY (Graceisn'tthereanymore)/HCI wake up damn early to get to school, and CY LXY JC and me lalala to school at 8. Life couldn't get any better :D Yup, then wore red hoodie (FOX love!, my first time wearing okay!) and school skirt. Okay why am I telling you this. I also wore PE pants to protect my modesty! Yeah really I shouldn't be telling you this.
Got to school quite early, there wasn't that usual traffic jam in front of the KPE -.-
And then I went into the hall, saw Nicole and waved, saw Larry and slapped her. :D CAUSE SHE DIDN'T KOPE SEAT FOR ME LA. WHERE GOT SLAVE LIKE THAT WAN RIGHT :DDD Haha, got to sit with her and cassywassy and thiri and linny (see they all rhyme) anyway.
(Rochelly Botticelli Montivedi Vivaldi Lee is now giving me a o.o/-.- look. GO AWAY LA. :D )
Yup, then concert began with some people emcee-ing and SANPENG! :D lol, I thought he said his chinese wasn't good.
Then crapped around with Linny. Somehow I think because Thiri CassyWassy Larry and me laugh too loud already la, then Mr. Gideon from 2J (HAHA NOW I KNOW HIS NAME CAUSE I WENT TO HIS FACEBOOK PAGE SEE HOW EFFICIENT I AM) turned around and gave us this -.- look, which was, well, the look he gave us when Larry and I were impersonating flappy chickens.
Then Linny said 'Hello, you gay.'
WOW. -.-
Larry and me cracked up la. Thiri and CassyWassy didn't catch what she said, I think. It was SO DAMN FUNNY BUT SO DAMN EMBARASSING LA. :D I mean, Linny's fun to be with and everything, but then she go and insult people like that! O: Then he turned back around, and I saw the 'Arsenal' word on his shirt for the first time. Wahsey, I support Chelsea la!
Immediately DON'T FRIEND YOU CAUSE YOU DON'T SUPPORT MY TEAM! thought wave sent to him. :D
Okay, yeah.
And then got a lot of concert thingy, disappointed that EDS didn't perform D: but what to expect, CHINESE new year ma. Haha, then the class deco results thingy. We didn't win even with the red stuff and the sakura tree D: ohwell, this is just the beginning of the year, we can still jing4li4! :D
Then after the concert CY and I had a debate with CassyWassy on whether we should go to VivoCity or not. Apparently not D: haha, speaking of Vivo, Larry's dad doesn't allow her to go to Vivo to watch movies. So now CassyWassy go to the east lo.
Yayyayyay I'm done posting about today, muackmuack bye.

happyhappyjoyjoy.

2009-01-25T05:02:00.000-08:00

Hi. I went to church today. Wearing my new red hoodie I'm wearing to school on Wednesday :D
Okay. This post is gonna be mostly a bunch of well-phrased crap.
Like, hi. :D
1. I'm watching Rush Hour 2 and posting at the same time. Rush Hour 2 is stupid. So are you.
2. I really hate those people who, y'know, are all 'DHS is so cheena blahblahblah I think my school badge is nicer than yours hahaha.' Like hello, Dunman High preserves our heritage :D and then those people that think our hw during the Dec Hols is all 'serves you right', hey, think about us learning 40 chengyus, 50 yanyus and 60 suyus more than you. Yaboo sucks to all you suckerrrs. :D
3. Hi.
4. My stalker is still stalking me.
5. I WANNA WATCH PONYO, WTH. AND INKHEART AND THE WEDDING GAME. Caykeeee D:

EDS is hot to go,
H-O-T-T-O-G-O!
Dismissal cheer :D

Btw, I really pity those people who have gotten into UG even though I don't think they know their CCA yet. I hope Mr Ken and Mr Harris make wise choices for EDS :D
Also, I have made a CNY resolution to enjoy every SYF training to the max, and strive for Gold with Honours!
I also realised I have been posting a lot about EDS lately. Sorry la D:

eds is hot to go, h-o-t-t-o-g-o!

2009-01-23T19:25:00.000-08:00

:D Yay yesterday we had a (very tiring) training with Mr Ken!

Jessica Benjamin Zona and Siyun came back, they're all in senior high now! Apparently HuiHsien thinks that SanPeng is not allowed to come for CCA anymore, because, well the retaining and all that. And today HuiHsien taught us how to play ma2tong3. Which is toilet in mandarin! We were all in the black box room waiting for Mr Ken and some other people to go get the black boxes (bad pun -.- , but the room is really called the black box room) so she taught us! Haha.

Then Benjamin Jessica and Zona tried to teach us how to play the birdshit game.
BIRDSHIT = squat down, hop around and go 'plop, plop, plop.'
EGG = arms above your head, rounded into a circle! no sound -.- Zona said we could roll if we wanted to :D
CHICKEN = POKPOKPOKPOK, according to Benjamin.
BIRD = AKKKK! AKKKK! ~ flap your arms about!
Then they were deciding on the next level when Mr Ken came in D:

Then we had really funny warm ups. Well, they were made funny by our seniors :D
'Okay, what you do is you walk around this room. Do remember to walk into space. I'll give you all a mood to act out, and you walk around with that mood.' says Mr Ken. Or something along that lines.
'Walk like a woman!' - Benjamin HAHAHA. :D He walked around like a chicken. Jessica was doing an impersonation of a supermodel. Mr Ken said she looked like a bimbo xD YuSiang, ChingYing (Y3) and CK were abit -_-
'Walk like a man!' - Zona swaggers around :D
'Walk like you have a secret!' - Benjamin skips around singing 'I HAVE A SECRET, I HAVE A SECRET!' really loudly, abit to the tune of Rain Rain Go Away. Which resulted in this conversation between him and Jessica.
Benjamin: I HAVE A SECRET!
Jessica: REALLY? I have a secret too!
Together: YAY!
Jessica: What's your secret?
Benjamin: ...I won't tell you!
Jessica: D:
Benjamin: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours! :DDDD
Then they continued crapping YAYYAYYAY.
I heart EDS so much :D
HuiHsien CY and me went to have dinner together yay. Then we all went home to have tea.

We bright, you dim!
Haha, heehee!
We rock, you flop,
EEE DEE SSS!
Written by SanPeng; he created most of our cheers.

Haha kay byeee.

friends! o.o randommm.

2009-01-21T04:45:00.000-08:00

Hi.
I have many friends. So does Crumply. Crumply has a brown friend named Fufu, which belongs to CassyWassy (OMG LOL i just made that up!).
Also, today, I have invented a victory dance with my slave, Laurry the Slavey (who still owes me money even though she works for me). It is to the tune of 'Here Comes the Bride', lmao! We do the dance every time we successfully finish playing the kompang; group 3 LOVE!
Haha, so yeah. Stayed back for class deco today, I think it looks nice le! :D But I won't elaborate on deco, cause sth happened that made all of us sadded.
Btw, Cass' nickname for Laurry is Lala Lulu Fafa Fufu Bird. WOW :D We are three crazy people la (((: Anw we're planning on going to watch The Wedding Game soon! :D
Lol, then today I taught Laurry how to spin about like a crazy retard. So we were going to spin after class, and then Laurry ran out of the class, so I pulled her, and then she flapped her arms about, and then some 2J guy walked out of his class and looked at us like we were crazy retards (which we are). I think he's called Gideon, wtv, I randomly added him on FaceBook before.
But enough about other classes, I think 2L rocks. :D 2L FTW!
Yay, byeeee.

stuff.

2009-01-20T05:19:00.000-08:00

I just realised that the DHS guys (from every level) are epicphail. :D Except maybe some...?
Anyways, today was noob la o.o
Stayed back for CNY decorations with Baebae (THIRI LOVELOVELOVE), CY (OMG HAI LOVELOVELOVE) and Melvin. Haha he doesn't get love. Yeah so anyway we were having stupid talks down in the canteen about Melvin's true gender. (Melissa?)

Melvin: *blahblahblah about how jc and darien and jp? think he's a girl and all that*
Me: *eating korean ramen* oh. How'd you know you're a girl? I thought you were a boy. Did you check properly? o.o

Sheet that got Melvin and CY cracked up. Thiri didn't cause she's a guai little girl hahaha :D
So anyways after that we bought thumbtacks pvc glue blutack and i bought hairclips (-.-) from popular. Mrs Chin was there too, she paid 1.70 for us using a five dollar voucher cause she needed stuff too. Yay I love Mrs Chin! :D Too bad I didn't work hard enough for Geog last year. I'll work harder this year Mrs Chin, I won't let you down! :D Same goes for Zhenglaoshi (LOVE!).
Yay then we went back to class and hung up alot of stuff, just the three of us, CY Melvin me. Then Melvin got a call from Vivian telling him to go downstairs and tend the stall, so he went. (Aww so sweet Melvin and Vivian lalalala you didn't see anything hahaha.) Then a lot of stuff happened, blahblahblah. Went back home with L.XinYi on bus 30. I bought 8days on the way home, lala!
Anw I saw SanPeng (SYLVESTER! :D LOVE.) yesterday. Apparently he had to stay back a year D: I feel damn sorry for him la. So I asked him whether he was coming back to EDS and all, and he was like 'see first lor. you must pray hard hard every night so i will come back ah!' and then I feel very sad cause I'm starting to miss all my EDS seniors like SYLVESTER!, Jessica, Zona, Benjamin, SiYun. But SanPeng still said 'Bye Tweety' which was his little name for me (apparently I'm yellow and have this big bulbous head) so yay :D
Haha, kay bye.

lalala.

2009-01-18T01:50:00.000-08:00

Damn. I have someone stalking me and I'm scared. I don't know the personnnnn D: D: D:

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Why isn't anyone tagging? D: I will make it a rule to tag ah! You don't tag I beat you up ahhh! What you buaysong ah?

Pissed.

2009-01-17T04:20:00.000-08:00

I'm pissed (:
I don't get her.
Just because you have a crumpler doesn't mean you're a bitch. Just because you want a PSP doesn't mean you're spoilt and unhappy with what you have. Crumplers are branded? Maybe. It's good quality is what you mean.
You're jealous, you tell me to my face.
Sucker.

Crumply.

2009-01-16T20:26:00.000-08:00

My Christmas present has a name, and it saved my butt from grievous harm.
Crumply is my wonderful new crumpler and I love it a lot. You see, yesterday (Friday), HuiHsien Jamie CY Vicki me were walking to the canteen to see what stalls were still open. (CY and I didn't have lunch. NO we're not on diets.) I was walking backwards (-.-, now that I think about it) because I normally do crazy stuff, anyway. But poor me didn't know how perilous that was, because DHS is full of steps and uneven ground. So I tripped and fell backwards.
But luckily, Crumply swang behind me, and I landed on him. Thus I was stuck for two seconds looking like I was caught by HuiHsien Jamie CY and Vicki sleeping on the floor of the school on my bag. Then I got up, brushed all the dust off Crumply (the new school is quite dusty cause there's still construction going on), and we went off towards the canteen. Passing by all the poor scouts and guides doing PT.
(I saw the guides doing some race thing around the school. Poor things! D: )
After which HuiHsien and I proceeded to Siglap for some Pizza Hut with all the cute waiters. :D LOL! CY couldn't come ):
Okay, that's enough crapping for today.

EDS FTW! ; auditions.

2009-01-16T04:13:00.000-08:00

Okay, so today was the auditions for new EDS members. And, well, it got most of us pissed off, or just plain amused.
So what happened was that the year ones come in groups of six or seven, and they do a tabloid. Then there are individual questions of why they want to join EDS, et cetera.
I think I shall start off with the nice people, who deserve to get in.
1. Mr Cute Boy. No, not the 'cute' as in shuai, but the 'cute' as in small and fat. Okay, he wasn't small and fat, but he was cute. His acting is quite good, we could see from the tabloid, and he answered the questions quite...nicely. As in very confidently, you know? And we needed guys for EDS, so yeah. I saw his name written down on Mr Ken's paper, CONGRATULATIONS MY NEW JUNIOR!
2. Miss Chinese. I'm not racist, srsly. I'm chinese too, right? So this girl who came from China to Singapore auditioned, and all of us liked her, because she was really sincere. Although I don't really know about her acting skills, we thought, hey, this girl is really brave, and even though her pronunciation isn't that good or anything ('engrish'), she was confident enough to come for the auditions. (She put EDS as her first CCA choice.)
3. Miss British! OMG LA. I love her accent mansxzxzxz. Mr Harris asked her where she got her accent from, and she said she didn't know -.- but yeah, she sounds really natural, and she acts quite well, so I think she'll get in.
Then we move on to the pissing people.
1. This really vulgar boy. Somehow when his group came into the room, he pointed the finger at us, and during the tabloid, he was ordering his group mates around. Bad. Drama is about working with your colleagues to create a play, not working by yourself. Unless, of course, you're doing a monologue, but that's different.
2. Some full-of-herself girl. 'I feel that I was born to act.' was her first sentence. Then...she kinda stopped. So Mr Ken asked her why she felt that way, and her reaction was 'uhm...uh...um...' -.- okay, if you want to be this confident by saying such a sentence, at least you should have some reason, right, dear?
3. All those people who said they wanted to join EDS to improve their english. We're not some tuition centre, darlings.
4. Those people who said that they heard from their seniors that EDS was really fun. A few of them were justified, cause they could name names, but the rest were just fake cause we asked around, and none of us knew them. You may ask, maybe they heard from their other seniors? Then why was it that those seniors knew how 'fun' EDS was when they weren't even from our CCA?
Whatever, this year FIFTEEN people are gonna get into EDS, the drama portion. So I just hope those people include the ones in the category of 'ilove!'. EDS FTW!
On a happier note, zomfg our year is in SYF! And we're gonna be taught by Mr Ken this year! And we're gonna join Fast+Fresh (drama competition) again! YESYESYES.
Does anybody wanna hear a song that's part of our play in this year's SYF? It's called 'Murderers' Song' in the script, and it goes like this.

Dead, dead, everybody's dead!
We got more money when everybody's dead, dead, dead!
No one'll make a fuss when it's the working class.
Dead, dead, everybody's dead!
We got more money when everybody's dead, dead, dead!
The venture's kinda risky, but our bellies' full of whisky!
Dead, dead, everybody's dead!
We got more money when everybody's dead, dead, dead!
We kill 'em and they gut 'em and
we kill 'em and they gut 'em!
Dead, dead, everybody's dead!
We got more money when everybody's dead, dead, dead, dead, everybody's dead!
We got more money when everybody's dead, dead, DEAD!

It's so freaking sinister right! I love it man! Okay nvm, gotta go. Byeeee.

ZOMFG.

2009-01-15T04:40:00.000-08:00

Omg hi.
I know I haven't been posting on kissthworld.bs.com, so I created a new blog. A new blog for the new year! :D
No, I'm not going to do this every year.
So anyway I'll just leave it at this first, and post about school and such next time.
Love y'all!